Former President George W. Bush was just minding his own business, taking in a baseball game between the Chicago White Sox and the team he used to own, the Texas Rangers. All of a sudden, would-be assassin Adrian Beltre hit a pop-up foul ball that came within inches of the President! GET DOWN! RED TEAM GO! RED TEAM GO! Everyone owes White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski their gratitude for ensuring his safety! Okay, it’s obviously not that serious, not at all actually. But it is a fun moment that was thankfully caught on tape.