You know how I know you’re gay? Because you watch The Ultimate Gay Fighter. Sounds like a gag, but this really exists. Porn movies basically parody everything imaginable – so I’m told – so why not the UFC?
Newcomer Caleb Dixon and veteran porn performer Dean Tucker battle for more than bragging rights in the debut release from Ultimate Gay Fighter, a new website and corresponding DVD line from director Russ Meyers. The top prize in the winner-takes-all brawl is … well, the top.
By combining the kind of action frequently associated with Ultimate Fighting Championship and other mixed martial arts bouts with explicit man-on-man sex, Meyers has set a goal of providing viewers more than just another sex tape.
“Visceral, raw and real, [UGF] is unlike anything in adult video today,” Meyers said.
The DVD, available UltimateGayFighter.com, contains the main fighting event and the resulting main sexual event, as well as explicit audition scenes for each fighter.
The website is obviously NSFW. The idea is dumb. And will probably make a gazillion dollars. What will they think of next? We don’t even want to know.